whoami

TL;DR: Lazy beauty school dropout, illegitimately spawned out of trailer park, with Peter Pan syndrome, mommy issues and bad attitude.

'I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.' Lloyd Dobler - Say Anything 1989

'Show us on the doll where Mr. Mark hurt you.'